I am King Samilton Battmann of Mount Kelvin, otherwise known as Shurely. I like puns.
PERFECT SAVING THIS FOR FUTURE REFERENCE
I have a mighty need
-you smell different when you’re awake
-please help me (then smile as if nothing happened)
-you have lovely skin, I can’t wait to wear it
-your hair tastes like strawberries
-he knows, don’t go home.
-I always knew you would die in my arms
-every time I poop I think of you
-no one will ever believe you
-I killed mufasa
-I bet you didn’t feel me lick your ear
-mother told me it would be like this
IT’S BECAUSE THEY’RE FRED & DAPHNE
FUCK YOU AND YOUR BITTER JEALOUS LONELINESS HOWARD STERN
YES SO GOOD!!!!!
One of my favourite things about the Good Omens fandom is that we have so many names for the Apocolypse that wasn’t.
- The Little Armageddon that Couldn’t
- and my personal favourite: Abotchalypse
Armageddon, ArmageddoffI’m sure I’ve seen ‘Ragnaright-okay-never-mind’ which is probably my favourite.
when u defeated a boss with only 1% left of ur health:
It’s official, I’m not going to survive BotFA
This post has sealed my fate
It’s not the deaths that are gonna kill me, it’s fucking Thranduil’s beauty
On someone’s birthday, search “happy birthday [their name]” on youtube.
Send them the first unique video that comes up.
No way I can compete with that but I can try