1. Reblogged from: orangejuicegod
  2. ihavefeelingsforthingsandstuffs:

    zannyblogging:

    helpfulharrie:

    Source: AuroraCarina-Chan

    image

    PERFECT SAVING THIS FOR FUTURE REFERENCE

    I have a mighty need

    Reblogged from: orangejuicegod
  3. lionvomit:

    yogurtville:

    -you smell different when you’re awake
    -please help me (then smile as if nothing happened)
    -soon
    -you have lovely skin, I can’t wait to wear it
    -your hair tastes like strawberries
    -tonight….you.
    -he knows, don’t go home.
    -I always knew you would die in my arms
    -every time I poop I think of you
    -no one will ever believe you
    -yessssssssssssss
    -I killed mufasa
    -I bet you didn’t feel me lick your ear
    -mother told me it would be like this

    oh christ

    Reblogged from: orangejuicegod
  4. lastseasonsloser:

    misha-let-me-touch-your-assbutt:

    mishasminions:

    IT’S BECAUSE THEY’RE FRED & DAPHNE

    FUCK YOU AND YOUR BITTER JEALOUS LONELINESS HOWARD STERN

    YES SO GOOD!!!!!

    YEEEEEEAH

    Reblogged from: ruinedchildhood
  5. northernpansy:

    reiish:

    tigersinlondon:

    One of my favourite things about the Good Omens fandom is that we have so many names for the Apocolypse that wasn’t.

    • Armageddon’t
    • Armageddidn’t
    • Almostageddon
    • The Little Armageddon that Couldn’t
    • and my personal favourite: Abotchalypse

    Armageddon, Armageddoff

    I’m sure I’ve seen ‘Ragnaright-okay-never-mind’ which is probably my favourite.
    Reblogged from: charminglyantiquated
  6. mdt:

epistemologicalfallacy:

goats are literally Masters of Physics


The fourth dimension is not time.
It is goat.

    mdt:

    epistemologicalfallacy:

    goats are literally Masters of Physics

    image

    The fourth dimension is not time.

    It is goat.

    Reblogged from: ruinedchildhood
  7. ourheartsofsteel:

Fire cannot kill the dragon

    ourheartsofsteel:

    Fire cannot kill the dragon

    Reblogged from: orangejuicegod
  8. ragyo-lo:

    when u defeated a boss with only 1% left of ur health:image

    Reblogged from: orangejuicegod
  9. glitteringgimli:

    krclara:

    THRANDUIL

    It’s official, I’m not going to survive BotFA

    This post has sealed my fate 

    It’s not the deaths that are gonna kill me, it’s fucking Thranduil’s beauty

    Reblogged from: orangejuicegod
  10. orangejuicegod:

    the-orator:

    blindsprings:

    lossthief:

    skeletorgy:

    skeletorgy:

    On someone’s birthday, search “happy birthday [their name]” on youtube.

    Send them the first unique video that comes up.

    The results will be both terrifying and incredible. 

    HOLY SHIT IT GOT WORSE AHHHH 

    No way I can compete with that but I can try

    I honestly didn’t think there would be anything at all.

    I would like mine played at my funeral please

    All of my yes

    Reblogged from: orangejuicegod
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