1. itsstuckyinmyhead:

    Tumblr and Pie

    For an awesome follower bookgirlfan  

    Reblogged from: orangejuicegod
  2. shisno:

goldr0ger:

lordflacko91:

truhovixxx:

memeguy-com:

This Kid Is Going Places

Me as a father.

^^ same

god damn baby assassin. He’s probably gonna be doing parkour at like 4 and become a marine by 9 

#this infant has its life more together than i do

    shisno:

    goldr0ger:

    lordflacko91:

    truhovixxx:

    memeguy-com:

    This Kid Is Going Places

    Me as a father.

    ^^ same

    god damn baby assassin. He’s probably gonna be doing parkour at like 4 and become a marine by 9 

    Reblogged from: japhers
  3. 50 Cliched Dialogues to Ban From Your Script

    vaneluzimoura:

    By Nathalie:

    Below is the selection of 50 Cliched Dialogues I still read in scripts, and hear in movies andTV Shows, and I really wished I wouldn’t. A huge chunk of it comes from Go Into The Story & Kevin Lehane‘s collaborative effort to make the 121 Definitive List of Cliched Dialogues, the first three are my personal addition.

    *UPDATE* check the comment section, more cliched shared that could definitely make the list!

    50 Cliched Dialogues to Keep Out Of Your Script

    1. […]

    *wipes sweat from brow* Thank goodness.

    Reblogged from: japhers
  4. crab-cakes:

punsicle:

heyitspj:

blyujay:

technologistrevolution:

zeaky:

blackaperture:

Three-person chess.[via]

This can only end in tears and physical fighting

neat

i can see the blood shed now



OH MY GOD FUCKING PLEASE

no fandom, don’t relate this to fandom.
hussie will see this and throw another goddamn monkey wrench into the plot AND THEN IT WILL NEVER END. WE’LL BE TRAPPED IN UPDATES FOREVER.

    crab-cakes:

    punsicle:

    heyitspj:

    blyujay:

    technologistrevolution:

    zeaky:

    blackaperture:

    Three-person chess.
    [via]

    This can only end in tears and physical fighting

    neat

    i can see the blood shed now

    image

    OH MY GOD FUCKING PLEASE

    no fandom, don’t relate this to fandom.

    hussie will see this and throw another goddamn monkey wrench into the plot AND THEN IT WILL NEVER END. WE’LL BE TRAPPED IN UPDATES FOREVER.

    Reblogged from: japhers
  5. somethingpointy:

    Vampire doctors that can smell if you have a blood disease.

    Werewolf therapy animals for sick kids.

    Nature sprite and nymph nurses that always make sure people have pretty flowers to brighten up their white rooms.

    Fauns that go around and sing and dance for patients so that they smile.

    Nice monster hospitals would be amazing

    Reblogged from: japhers
  6. psyducked:

    party time

    Reblogged from: nalenthi
  7. thelordofhats:

ultrafacts:

Source For more facts follow Ultrafacts

Freeing the slave was nice, but wouldn’t be that huge of a thing.
Smashing the cups, though? I’m just imagining that Augustus was just walking along one day and saw the slave-owner trying to kill his slave, so he just goes over, tells the slave ‘yo, you’re free’, and then, never breaking his gaze from the slaveowner, casually sweeps all the other cups off the shelf too.
It’s just such a wonderful little ‘fuck you’.

    thelordofhats:

    ultrafacts:

    Source For more facts follow Ultrafacts

    Freeing the slave was nice, but wouldn’t be that huge of a thing.

    Smashing the cups, though? I’m just imagining that Augustus was just walking along one day and saw the slave-owner trying to kill his slave, so he just goes over, tells the slave ‘yo, you’re free’, and then, never breaking his gaze from the slaveowner, casually sweeps all the other cups off the shelf too.

    It’s just such a wonderful little ‘fuck you’.

    Reblogged from: ultrafacts
  8. fancifullauren:

    irishfangirlshipper:

    dorkstrider:

    why do women’s clothing designers believe that girls do not need pockets

    It’s so they can sell us bags

    image

    Reblogged from: japhers
  9. porkskins:

motdef:

I can’t even open a program to screenshot this

everything is good

    porkskins:

    motdef:

    I can’t even open a program to screenshot this

    everything is good

    Reblogged from: orangejuicegod
  10. lowkeywalker:

    come-to-my-world:

    Ok, so I don’t know how I ended up here and woah!

    they made

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    characters

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    for

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    every

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    single

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    element

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    of the

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    periodic

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    table!

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    And also they made this

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    and this

    image

    *new ship* 

    There’s even a granny!

    image

    It’s like

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    superheros

    image

    (there’s a guy who looks like Hulk btw)

    image

    and humans

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    and there are

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    twins!!

    image

    And Bethoveen

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    THEY MADE THOR

    image

    And there’s also this which made me laugh

    image

    I can’t! 

    image

    (source)

    this is the coolest shit b.

    Awesomeness is on another level

    Reblogged from: japhers
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